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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:17 pm    Post subject: Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me Reply with quote

Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me
01 The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
02 Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
03 I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
04 Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
05 Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
06 Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
07 A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
08 Young riders pick a destination and go, old riders pick a direction and go.
09 When you're riding lead, don't spit.
10 Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11 If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12 Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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